Welcome to food porn!

The mission: to eat. And blog. The challenger: me, Lauren Smelcher. The audience: you. Together, I hope we'll munch, sip, drool, nibble, salivate, chew, chomp, crush, smash, masticate, bite, crunch, savour, swallow, taste and slurp. And blog.

I love food - I love making it, I love reading about it, I love watching it being made, I love learning about it, and most of all, I love eating it. I love all sorts of food, from Tetsuya's incomparable confit of ocean trout to McDonald's fries (c'mon - they're ace and you know it). This blog will cover the gamut from the mundane to the supreme. I hope you'll join me for the ride.